Only a maximum of eight human forms can occupy this particular Time Machine. My resources are a bit limited now, but my friends in high places have allowed me to fashion a pretty nifty machine. Perhaps the future will bring upgrades.
Aside from the minor adjustments here and there, the machine is running smoothly. I have tested it out on several occasions, taking what I like to call "minute trips." You see, with a Time Machine, you can from and back to any point in time.
However, many may not know that there's a slight disconnect if you leave from and come back to the same time. Sorry, Back to the Future, but it gives me a mean headache and bad deja vu. So, I leave and come back a minute later. Easy as pie.
I haven't stayed in one time period for too long. I've hopped around a bit. I watched my birth, which was kinda odd. I signed in as Dude Maximus, and I got some crazy looks.
I also watched some of the construction of Mile High Stadium, saw the Cubs play their first-ever game and I punched a guy from high school who I hated. You should have seen the look on his face.
The NFL Draft is coming up, so I think I'll head back to when John Elway was drafted, I'd like to get my name in the history books as the one who told him Baltimore was sooooo not the way to go.
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